Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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