So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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