I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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