The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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