If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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