but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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