I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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