Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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