okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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