Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize