she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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