I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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