i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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