jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I need moral support for this bender
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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