Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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