yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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