Got a toothbrush?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So squirting runs in the family.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
