hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
