Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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