i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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