So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
