I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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