You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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