Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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