not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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