Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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