I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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