I can text with my tongue
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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