D3 body, D1 cock
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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