I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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