He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm at about main and main street
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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