just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
only if we run a train.
done.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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