It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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