so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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