I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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