he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im holly from the hills drunk
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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