He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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