try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i now understand why vodka
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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