It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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