i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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