I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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