I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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