yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
