super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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