# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You ate ashes out of my bong
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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