CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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