Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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