Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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