I think my fart just growled at me.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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