Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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