I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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