But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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