do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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