So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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