everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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