is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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